Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Something Is Rotten In The State Of...Everything

It’s that time of the year when bankers are starting to tuck into their mulled cocaine, and we feel the need to pause, and gently reflect back on another totally f****d up year in the British property market.

No one working in property likes Christmas, as it’s a deadline rather than a religious festival, so my mood always dips a bit. But anyway, back on topic: first, the wider context: the world is a f****g disaster. Fear and uncertainty dominate public discourse. The only way things could be worse would be if the BBC’s fantasy candidate and arch IHT-avoider Hilary Benn became Labour leader (I’m not saying we shouldn’t bomb Syria, but starting two disastrous wars and then saying it's ok to launch a third one: are we setting a bit of a bad precedent for Germany...?).

The f****d-up-ness of the world is micro-cosmically reflected in the British property market, as in all spheres of modern life.

Take the latest budget statement – now, I applaud the assault on residential landlords from the point of view of Generation Rent, but solely on the grounds of schadenfreude. Having destroyed all decent chance of pension provision and encouraged retirement funds to be trammeled almost entirely into property, he is now hammering the people that did just as they were incentivised to do.

The cornerstone of Conservative democracy has always been that all property owners are treated equally, but the financial system has so screwed things that even the Tories are now bowing to an impending disaster that even they can see is coming, and are differentiating  for the first time in our history, before a total nutter does something more insane. Which they probably will anyway, as it’s too late now.

We model our country as a property owning democracy, but we now have the fourth lowest property ownership rate of the twenty-eight countries in the EU*.

Is this down to a shortage of land? Hell no. The UK’s 60 million acres consist of 41 million acres of agricultural land, 15 million acres of natural wastage (forests, rivers, mountains etc) and only 4 million acres of urban plot, which most of us are crammed into. We have lots of space.

The single most important fact underpinning unaffordable house prices is the very low interest banks charge on mortgage credit (and I feel quite vindicated that people are accepting now that snake-oil salesman Carney has never ever had any interest in ever raising the Bank base rate) and as house prices are a leveraged bet on interest rates, a 0.5% rate will lead to extraordinarily high prices for as long as rates stay that low, until disaster hits.

Rooms-to-people ratios are actually at historic lows. The housing crisis is a financial problem.  It’s a problem that’s getting worse, and as predicted, this inequality will produce more and more demagogues such as a Trump in the US, and, though less directly related to property but along the same lines, le Pen in France. 2017 is going to be great with those two in charge.

Property is merely our own particular manifestation of the financial inequality, built on fractional reserve banking, that is consuming the west, and we will have our own demagogue in time.

Anyway: Happy Christmas!





*recently released Eurostat figures – it’s also good to have an asterisk here that isn’t in a swear word

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